After three years of marriage, a wife was still questioning her husband about his lurid past. "C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "How many women have you slept with?" "Baby," he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit." The wife promised she wouldn't get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell her.
"Okay," he said, then started to count on his fingers. "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven - then there's you - nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen . . . "
22 Chonky Cat Posts To Laugh-Out-Loud To While Lazily Lying On The Couch
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Ah Sunday, what a stupendous day. The only day of the week that has been
set aside for doing little to absolutely nothing, which is exactly how we
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