After three years of marriage, a wife was still questioning her husband about his lurid past. "C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "How many women have you slept with?" "Baby," he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit." The wife promised she wouldn't get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell her.
"Okay," he said, then started to count on his fingers. "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven - then there's you - nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen . . . "
‘CLEARLY, Karen was ramping up for some big fight’: Mother of 5 regrets
trying to rehome kittens after colliding with buyer named Karen and her
relentless requests obsessive late-night questions and fake veterinary
emergencies
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If you ever want to experience humanity at its most exhausting, skip the
national news, avoid the parking lot at Costco, and instead try offering
kittens...
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