After three years of marriage, a wife was still questioning her husband about his lurid past. "C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "How many women have you slept with?" "Baby," he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit." The wife promised she wouldn't get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell her.
"Okay," he said, then started to count on his fingers. "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven - then there's you - nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen . . . "
Sleepless sister uses her hungry cat’s dawn yowls to pay back nights of
nonstop dog barking: ‘‘They bark. At any and all movement, joggers, cars,
the garbage truck, rabbits, squirrels, you name it, they bark at it’
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Every neighborhood and apartment building has its own special tradition
when it comes to staging turf wars.
Some use leaf blowers and subwoofers, but in...
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