£2 from an antique shop in Dunkeld! And Mr F paid!
This was an amusing book about after-dinner speaking, written by Giles Brandreth. It starts with some tips for the would-be speechmaker (practise a lot, be prepared for things going wrong and keep it short!) Then there's examples of jokes. Unfortunately as the book was sponsored by Cockburn's Port, there are a lot of references to it which make Mr Brandreth look rather sycophantic.
Day 311; Book 302
Kitten rescuer saves trio of bonded babies after buying from kids who were
selling them for $20 in 95 degree weather, rescuer says: 'I went from 2 to
5 [cats] overnight!'
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Would you take in 3 baby kittens even if you didn't have any space left in
your house?
Cat lovers are truly unique in that, even if they can't fit any more...
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