After yesterday's disappointment with The Cave, I consoled myself with a copy of Heat. It doesn't count for my stats but it is so cleverly written. I don't think its writers invented these words but they have certainly popularised moobs, muffin top, weird crush and the dreaded camel toe! Other inferior magazines have tried to copy Heat but they don't realise abuse on its own is just cruel, not amusing. By contrast, here Heat comments on a dress made out of ties (!) : "We’re all for a bit of recycling, but surely rooting through the wardrobes of some newly unemployed bankers and turning the findings into a red carpet frock is a bit much?" Harsh but fair and cleverly incorporating a topical reference!
AND Heat World has footage of THAT Robert Webb Flashdance performance!
Cat helps tenants catch 17 mice while maintenance keeps making excuses so
they deliver evidence during peak touring hours and watch the landlord
scramble: ‘We could hear her SCREAMING at the maintenance guy about his
request’
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Cats have always moonlighted as furry landlord supervisors, delivering
progress reports in the form of deceased rodents with the professionalism
of quali...
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