After three years of marriage, a wife was still questioning her husband about his lurid past. "C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "How many women have you slept with?" "Baby," he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit." The wife promised she wouldn't get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell her.
"Okay," he said, then started to count on his fingers. "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven - then there's you - nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen . . . "
Inspiring Hooman Adopts a Sweet Senior Cat and Gives Her a Furrever Home
for Her Final Months
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Hoomans who adopt senior cats are superior. It is so lovely and
heartwarming to see a cat get a second chance for love. And for a hooman to
be able to op...
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