After three years of marriage, a wife was still questioning her husband about his lurid past. "C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "How many women have you slept with?" "Baby," he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit." The wife promised she wouldn't get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell her.
"Okay," he said, then started to count on his fingers. "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven - then there's you - nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen . . . "
21 Comforting Cat Memes To Boost Your Mood When You’re Feeling the
Post-Christmas Blues
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Now that the pawlidays are over, what is there left to do than just scroll
cats memes all day while your fur baby rests peacefully in your lap?
Nothing, ...
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