After three years of marriage, a wife was still questioning her husband about his lurid past. "C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "How many women have you slept with?" "Baby," he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit." The wife promised she wouldn't get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell her.
"Okay," he said, then started to count on his fingers. "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven - then there's you - nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen . . . "
'I highly doubt she'd last another day': Unique tortie kitten rescued from
sweltering 100-degree heatwave by meowing her way into the arms of a heroic
homeowner
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Kitten meows are the cutest sounds in all of nature. High-pitched, squeaky,
and full of mischief, it's a sound that no cat lover could ever deny,
because...
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