£2 from an antique shop in Dunkeld! And Mr F paid!
This was an amusing book about after-dinner speaking, written by Giles Brandreth. It starts with some tips for the would-be speechmaker (practise a lot, be prepared for things going wrong and keep it short!) Then there's examples of jokes. Unfortunately as the book was sponsored by Cockburn's Port, there are a lot of references to it which make Mr Brandreth look rather sycophantic.
Day 311; Book 302
23-year-old's cats were fine, until she's forced to host her older sister's
dogs who disrupt the house pets peace: 'Last night one of [her] dogs awoke
at night and chased my cat downstairs.'
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*One of the definite truths of being a pet pawrent is that **the animals in
our care are our responsibility**, full stop.*
Their safety, comfort, routine...
3 hours ago