£2 from an antique shop in Dunkeld! And Mr F paid!
This was an amusing book about after-dinner speaking, written by Giles Brandreth. It starts with some tips for the would-be speechmaker (practise a lot, be prepared for things going wrong and keep it short!) Then there's examples of jokes. Unfortunately as the book was sponsored by Cockburn's Port, there are a lot of references to it which make Mr Brandreth look rather sycophantic.
Day 311; Book 302
'My boyfriend gave me an ultimatum - him or my cat': 30-year-old man packs
up in the middle of the night and leaves because he can't live with his
girlfriend's cat, despite never objecting earlier
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