£2 from an antique shop in Dunkeld! And Mr F paid!
This was an amusing book about after-dinner speaking, written by Giles Brandreth. It starts with some tips for the would-be speechmaker (practise a lot, be prepared for things going wrong and keep it short!) Then there's examples of jokes. Unfortunately as the book was sponsored by Cockburn's Port, there are a lot of references to it which make Mr Brandreth look rather sycophantic.
Day 311; Book 302
Entitled couple’s attempt to steal a neighbor’s cat backfires, leaving them
with a mountain of vet bills, a court order, and a public meltdown: ‘We
were astonished that they had the audacity. THEY CLAIMED IT WAS THEIR CAT
THEY LOST’
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Some neighborhoods treat pets like local celebrities, but there's always
someone ready to play talent agent and book them for a private tour.
In these c...
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